[Simh] Simh Digest, Vol 65, Issue 13

[Bill Pechter]

What does a DEC Field Service guy do after he's swapped out all four tires?
He calls logistics because all four spares were bad.

What does a DEC Field Service guy do after he's swapped out all four tires.
He changes the battery and alternator because it's got to be a power
supply problem.

We heard 'em all... 8-)

Bill

Field Service Branches 79J/78A
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> Tim Shoppa wrote:
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>> Certainly Field Circus would show up with a test module and try to
>> run diagnostics on a machine that was shooting flames out of its
>> power supply :-).
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> Your comment reminded me of an old chestnut:
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> Q:  How do you tell the DEC Field Service guy by the side of the road
> due to a flat tire?
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> A:  He's the one changing all the tires to find out which one's flat.
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> Q:  How do you tell the DEC Field Service guy by the side of the road
> because he ran out of fuel?
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> A:  He's the one changing all the tires to find out which one's flat.
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